My name is Mike and if anyone knows me, they know that I like 5 things- Midgets, Penguins, Monkeys, Fetuses and robots (occasionally the pirate and ninja). Anyway, my beautiful wife Jackie who also likes robots is finally going to let me post this on here. I have been planning this moment for a long time trying to figure out how to tell everyone(who doesn't already know) that we have finally invested in a fetus! Now we need to get one of each of the other four. Here is a diagram of what he will look like most likely. I have worked on it all night. I am half indian so I think he or she will have a mohawk. We find out on the 26th of Feb. if it is going to be a robot.
They will also tell us if it is a boy or girl robot/midget. Now it is time for a milkshake.